May 2012
“If Columbus was wrong I’d drive straight off the edge.”
– Alkaline Trio (via paperhangerskylinee)
thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
headaches are the worst.
Humans have two hands
lurkskywalker:
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
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I’d like to be,
Under the sea,
In an octopus’s garden, with you
Even in their silliest moments, their lyrics are still so fucking cute. =_=
why smoke a bowl when you can smoke like, an entire cabinet of dishes
teacher: how many minutes in a year?
me: 525,600 minutes, 525 thousand moments so dear
“If nobody makes you do it, it counts as fun.”
– Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes)
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What is the point in looking purposefully ugly in...
Do you think you’re funny?
“wow I’m so ironic, because I’m taking an ugly picture, but calling myself pretty.”
Shut up. You’re not funny. It just makes you look like a fool.
Stop doing that.
me: does 5 minute work out
me: expects drastic changes
